Ubiquitous
2018-05-09 00:43:47 UTC
Millennials. They find themselves the punchlines to many of our jokes.
Low hanging avocados. With all the childish, ban-crazy wokeness, you
cant help but mock the iPhone addicted whiners.
Family Guy feels the same way. Theyve taken to mocking them
relentlessly with hilarious results. Check it out:
https://www.mrctv.org/videos/family-guy-httpete-film
Announcer: A Millennial can be defined as anyone born between
1982 and 2000. Or anyone who thinks loving sriracha or Austin,
Texas, counts as a personality. Millennials crave things like:
Instant gratification, authentic experiences, and, for some
reason we havent figured out yet, improv comedy. Heres one
Millennial who has a parakeet with nine million followers on
Snapchat. Heres another who singlehandedly started the
hashtags that cancelled 12 network TV shows she found
offensive. And now Im told she identifies as a man, so Im
being fired.
Announcer 2: Hello. Im your new announcer. And actually, he
was just about done. Thank you and good day.
Stay quiet for a minute. Youll be able to hear all the Millennial
lefties getting their fair-trade hemp, gender non-descript
undergarments in a bunch.
This video isnt a parody. Technically it is, but really it isnt.
Family Guy is just listing Millennial quirks. We laugh to avoid praying
for an asteroid to come hit the restart button on humanity. An urge
which only increases when you realize these vapid, perpetually offended
dummybutts will call all the shots in another decade or two. That is
for those Millennials whove not learned to grow up. Read Reuters Poll
Shows Millennials Support of Democrats is Dropping.
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/millennials-support-democrats-less/
Millennials are a peculiar bunch. Theyre experts at taking pictures of
their food. They can list all of the sixty-two known genders. Theyre
world-class connoisseurs on matters of food trucks. On the other hand,
ask a Millennial to change a tire. Theyll tell you tire-changing is a
toxic, hyper-masculine patriarchal construct. Designed to make women
and genderqueer people of color feel inferior.
Low hanging avocados. With all the childish, ban-crazy wokeness, you
cant help but mock the iPhone addicted whiners.
Family Guy feels the same way. Theyve taken to mocking them
relentlessly with hilarious results. Check it out:
https://www.mrctv.org/videos/family-guy-httpete-film
Announcer: A Millennial can be defined as anyone born between
1982 and 2000. Or anyone who thinks loving sriracha or Austin,
Texas, counts as a personality. Millennials crave things like:
Instant gratification, authentic experiences, and, for some
reason we havent figured out yet, improv comedy. Heres one
Millennial who has a parakeet with nine million followers on
Snapchat. Heres another who singlehandedly started the
hashtags that cancelled 12 network TV shows she found
offensive. And now Im told she identifies as a man, so Im
being fired.
Announcer 2: Hello. Im your new announcer. And actually, he
was just about done. Thank you and good day.
Stay quiet for a minute. Youll be able to hear all the Millennial
lefties getting their fair-trade hemp, gender non-descript
undergarments in a bunch.
This video isnt a parody. Technically it is, but really it isnt.
Family Guy is just listing Millennial quirks. We laugh to avoid praying
for an asteroid to come hit the restart button on humanity. An urge
which only increases when you realize these vapid, perpetually offended
dummybutts will call all the shots in another decade or two. That is
for those Millennials whove not learned to grow up. Read Reuters Poll
Shows Millennials Support of Democrats is Dropping.
https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/millennials-support-democrats-less/
Millennials are a peculiar bunch. Theyre experts at taking pictures of
their food. They can list all of the sixty-two known genders. Theyre
world-class connoisseurs on matters of food trucks. On the other hand,
ask a Millennial to change a tire. Theyll tell you tire-changing is a
toxic, hyper-masculine patriarchal construct. Designed to make women
and genderqueer people of color feel inferior.
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Dems & the media want Trump to be more like Obama, but then he'd
have to audit liberals & wire tap reporters' phones.
Dems & the media want Trump to be more like Obama, but then he'd
have to audit liberals & wire tap reporters' phones.